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2002-05-14 - dr. zaius is attacking my nachos

i apologize from the bottom of my heart for not updating in god knows how long. thee six string samurais played three nights in a row this weekend and i've been coming home oh so tired.

also, friday, whilst waiting for the good doctor to arrive in reno, i got bored and went to my friend heather's house. heather was in the shower and so i sat with her roommates watching "you've got mail." as i stared into the face of tom hanks i was struck with an idea. i stood up and said "well...i'll see you guys later. i'm gonna go buy a ferret." they replied "what?" i said "i am going to go buy a ferret." they said in unison "why?" i said "i dunno...sounds like a good idea.

and so i did.

i named him doctor zaius: the intergalactic �ber-ferret. and here he is:

hell yea. dr. zaius represent.

oh yea...and i've been working on my 'found object' sculpture. and whaddaya know...here it is:

nobody seems to like it except me. whatever. suck a dick, bro.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.


what the fuck was that? - what the fuck is that?

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