yea, so, most radical night of work ever.

1.) i'm cleaning up a beer this dude spilled and i'm listening to the conversation he's having with the woman behind him. so she says "so, do you have your own business here in vegas?" and he says...i kid you not..."yea...monkey business!"!!!! holy shit! way to go! she set it up and you just...BAM! right out of the park! man, if i was half that smooth...

2.) jenna jameson was there and i watched her totally shoot down like 15 guys who somewhere in their minds truly believed this was the time and place to make their move on an adult film star. it was amazing.

3.) there was this little old lady in a wheelchair just kinda staring off into space and on the back of the wheelchair there was a picture of the american flag and it said "united we stand" and i was like "no you don't."

yup.

oh yea, and here is a picture of me and rick standing next to our greatest creation - the new official mascot of thanksgiving - the classiest turkey of all time - benjamin gobblepots: