here's a little song i wrote for my sweetie:

i think i'd love you even if you had lepracy

and part of your lip fell off everytime that you kissed me

and i know i'd still love you if you lost an arm in a cooking mishap

and everytime you asked me to give you a hand we both would laugh

and i don't know why i've been feeling this way

but i think it's ok

and that seems to be all i can say

that i think its ok

even though it makes me feel totally gay

but don't read into that too deep

it's just a figure of speech

offensive as it may be

it's common in society

to use homosexuality

to denote negativity

which raises another question to me

would you still love me if i was gay?

and i just got fruitier day by day

would you still love me if i was gay?

and shit was like that stupid show 'will and grace'

i think that we could get through it

cuz every strong relationship

is about overcoming adversity

like homosexuality

and countless strains of stds

and murderous swarms of killer bees

and snow that comes up to your knees

and little dogs with lots of fleas

and not knowing where you put your keys

and having to eat all your peas

and worst of all having to love me

the end

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.