greatest song in the world for right now: J Church - kill your boss

the coffee is almost gone in this Friends(tm)-style oversized novelty cup and i can see my reflection on the bottom when i take a sip. what a horrid view of me! half fish eyed, my features ballooned. thank god there isn't a tiny inch tall attractive girl at the bottom of this cup...she would find me repulsive.

on second thought, what would i care what she thought of me? she's an inch tall and hanging out in the bottom of my coffee cup. she's no prize herself.

well...that wasn't nice. no, i suppose inch tall girls have feelings too...

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.