everything i need to know i learned from point break

1.) when gary busey says to you "i was takin shrapnel in nam when you were crappin in yer pants and wipin it on your face, boy", what he's really saying is "i care for you."

2.) surfing is for dildos like keanu reeves and patrick swayze.

3.) girls who wear too much eye make-up have always fucked your sworn enemy.

4.) midnight surfing is easy and not dangerous and also you can see.

5.) if you make a movie as kick-ass as roadhouse, it's probably because you sold your soul to satan or bill o'reilly and you will never make a good movie again.

6.) meatball sandwiches will divert your attention long enough to let criminals get the upper hand but who fucking cares cuz meatball sandwiches give me boners.

7.) lord, thyne name is gary busey.