2004-09-09 - i can do the "lean back". then again, so can any random invalid.
last night as i sat on my busted-ass fouton trying to balance a beer on empty pizza boxes and watching x-treme dodgeball on gsn, i told roach "aw come on, i like it when your titties bounce" and then i ripped a gnarly fart and then i realized i am fucking awesome!!!
what the fuck was that? - what the fuck is that?
baby, don't fuck with icicles... - Sept. 21, 2005
cookies and soy milk just don't cut it - Mar. 30, 2005
i don't need to pay for dumbass "pre-stressed" jeans - i have a cat - Mar. 07, 2005
"sausage mcmuffin" is a very good name for a band - Dec. 06, 2004
get fucked. - Nov. 23, 2004
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