alright so last night i went to see this movie called "the blind swordsman" at the dollar theatre and i'm almost totally pretty sure it might have maybe ruled for the most part. for the first two hours it lived up to it's name in that there was a swordsman who was blind and also he was slashin necks and disposing of lives and an eyeball or two were pretty much taken care of and then by the end of the movie you're totally fucking confused out of your dome cuz the plot is nuts and shit just kinda happens all the time but you're managing to keep interest due to the gratuitous working over of asses that happens every 10 minutes and then out of nowhere all these dudes in samurai garb start dancing and then weird effeminate japanese dudes start dancing and then all the characters from the movie start dancing and then fucking everyone is dancing in this crazy riverdance line thing and you just want to dropkick a squirrel into the wild blue yonder but you don't and you reward yourself for that self control with a beer and all is well in the world (except for most things).