here is a list of the things that the laundomat next to my house is not responsible for according to the 50 fuckillion hand made signs hanging on the wall:

1. lost or stolen property

2. damage done to garment by improper use of equipment

3. damage done to garment by bleach or dyes left in machines

4. garments left unattended

5. wash-service garments left more than 6 days

6. injury caused by machines

7. injury caused by coin slots

8. injury caused by slipping

aw come on man. what about my lost childhood? take some responsibilty, assholes.