2002-09-01 - i won a bumper sticker on ebay that says "my ferret is smarter than your honor student" and, upon reflection, i realized that i just may have crossed that line between ordinary pet ownership and sending out christmas cards with my pets dressed as elves.
and now, a quick spanish lesson from reverend toast:
"quiero cojerte mija. te voy a matar si no me dejas pinche guera."
translation:
"i am going to fuck you and i will kill you if you don't let me, stupid fucking white girl."
working in a mexican restaraunt can be a very educational experience for a young, inquisitive mind.
rock the parcel.
uh huh.
word.
what the fuck was that? - what the fuck is that?
baby, don't fuck with icicles... - Sept. 21, 2005
cookies and soy milk just don't cut it - Mar. 30, 2005
i don't need to pay for dumbass "pre-stressed" jeans - i have a cat - Mar. 07, 2005
"sausage mcmuffin" is a very good name for a band - Dec. 06, 2004
get fucked. - Nov. 23, 2004
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