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2002-04-03 - fucking ass and taking names

hahaha. whoo.

yea so just a little while ago we were all sittin around here in the record store and the door opens and it's this kid that looks about 10 and his dad's standing behind him at the door and they walk halfway in and pit spilled water on him self and screamed "i pissed my pants!" and karoline's computer was being gay so she yelled "whaaaaat theeeee fuuuuuuck?!?!" and i was smoking a cigarette and drinking a pint of newcastle and i raised my aforementioned newcastle to the young lad out of respect and at that point his father's massive hand grabbed his shoulder and pulled him out and they were gone gone gone and i laughed laughed laughed.

i'm half drunk and with people who are actually friends. i am one happy motherfucker. also, youth enrage is one of the raddest japanese thrash core bands on the planet. if you see them, suck their dicks.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.


what the fuck was that? - what the fuck is that?

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