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2002-04-01 - crispus attucks fucking rocks my ass like pit's cock

hola personages. i'm in vegas this week making it a tad bit difficult to update. i would make a semi-entertaining update right now but me n pit have been at balcony lights drinkin $1.28 newastle pints all day long and i'm a little drunk so this shit ain't gonna happen quite frankly. pit is currently stealing the money out of the "food not bombs" collection jar to buy more beer. he is going to hell. so am i cuz yer a fucking idiot if you don't think i'm gonna make him buy me another beer with it too.

oh yea...and a homeless guy said i had a nice ass today. i missed my maryland parkway bums. i'm movin the fuck back here. fuck the 775. it's all aboots the 702.

i asked paul if he had anything to say to the youth of america (that's you, kids) and he said "nothing...absolutly nothing. they don't deserve my words." so maybe you don't wanna go see paul's page at http://deathwishkid.DiaryLand.com cuz obviously he's a fucking dickhead.

i asked sarah the same thing as paul and she said "no...and also i want to suck youse off, yo." ok...so maybe not the last part, but whatever.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.


what the fuck was that? - what the fuck is that?

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