well, i finally folded like the little bitch i am and signed up for a gold membership. however, the ease of signing up for said membership was complicated and there was some problem with my card and now i have to wait a couple days for my confirmation which is totally gay cuz now it's not instant gratification and i am in fact all about the aforementioned form of gratification cuz then i don't have to think about whether shit's worth it, which i am thinking about now due to the waiting and lack of instant gratification and now i wish i hadn't done it but then again maybe not and dear god i need a hotpocket. at any rate, this here page should be lookin a lot cooler in a couple days after i upload mad piznictures up in this hizneau.

yesterday i called erin "my little purple pixie gumdrop muffin cunt." ........excellent.

thee six string samurais were supposed to rock your fucking worthless asses this weekend but due to much snowage on the mountain-passage this cannot happen. and the youth of america screams in agonizing unison: "hella gay, bro."

dood...seriously...celebrity boxing is thee most parcel-rocking show on television ever. EVER. fucking a right bitch.

wow...i just noticed my counter hit the 1,000 mark. radical. time to par-tay like it was 3 years ago. everybody to my house for hotpockets and dick sucking! psh, yea right...like i'd let any of you fucks anywhere near my hotpockets...

it is the middle of march and it is 32 degrees and snowing. ask me how i feel about this. go on. ask me. ......what a stupid fucking question. of course i don't like it one fucking bit. what are you, a communist?

haha...oh yea, that reminds me. the other day when i was in vegas i stopped at roma to get a coffee and as he was getting it he said "room for cream?" and i said "what do i look like, a communist?" and he just stared at me for like 2 minutes and i stared back and then i said "no thank you" and he said "gotcha" and the whole episode left me confused and disoriented and a little horny.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.