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sippin on some sizzzzzurp. haha, man i love pop-culture. let's hear it for the talented artists in mainstream music today for their radical innovations and relentless pursuit of perfection! god bless you, pop-culture! yea, so remember how i said in my last entry i was going to vegas for the weekend? yea, i lied. and you fell for it. man you suck a mean dick. so anyjew, i've been thinking about actually paying this stupid 4 doll-hairs a month to be able to put pictures and whatnot up. the elusive humor within so many of these oh so pointless stories could be better illustrated with the addition of peek-tures. at least that is the opinion i am of. thee six string samurais to once again rock the populous' collective parcel to yugoslovia and back! related story: teen pregnacy on the rise yes kids it's true. after nearly a year-long radical sabatical, the infamous southwest shogun motherfukkers known as thee six string samurais will resume their musical jihad spanning across reno, nv and a less than impressive chunk of northern california. the two young degenerates (although now both 20 years of age) had consistantly and thuroughly rocked out with their cocks out throughout las vegas for a year, leaving a trail of unimaginable destruction and carnage from coffee shop to coffee shop weilding only two acoustic guitars with which to unleash their special brand of sex, drugs, and easy-listening-adult-contemporary-bittersweet-folk-rock, a pack of basic lights, reprehensible demeanors, and of course - two extremely fat cocks. rock the parcel. uh huh. word. **update** 2:46 pm - dr. nick is riding a train from pittsburg ca to sacramento where i'm picking him up tonite so we may rock some casbahs. this is the letter he sent me after reading this entry:tiznizzity, sup, boyeeee. i liked that shit aboots ye olde samuraiz. we're up in this muthafukka, beyotch. sheeeit. it's 2:06pm dogg. i dunno aboots this train riding stuff. mayhaps i'll meet someone cool and have sex with this cool person because this cool person would be an attractive member of the female gender and she would recognize me from the samuraiz and she'd be all up in my shit and i'd be all like "damn, bitch. slow yer roll" but she wouldn't, instead she would begin giving me head and it would be rad and everyone around us would be like "why is that attractive member of the female gender giving that guy head?" and then someone would point out to the persons asking said question that she was giving head to dr nick, 3 strings of 6 string samuraiz, and the those persons would be all like "oh, in that case, i too will give him head" and so everyone on my passenger cart would start giving me head and i'd be all like "sheeeeeeit." and then splooge all over them cuz that's how we do dis shit up in dis muthafukka, muthafukka. anyjew, see yer bitchass tonite, holmz. peasoup. dr nick signing off
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