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2002-02-09 - laugh, fuckface 101

it has come to my attention through e-mails and guestbook signings that i am a fucking retard and MxMxM is stupid. for the benefit of these people, behold todays entry...a list of words and their meanings that until this point, you may not have been clear on:

humor

Pronunciation: 'hy�-m&r, 'y�-

Function: noun

a : that quality which appeals to a sense of the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous b : the mental faculty of discovering, expressing, or appreciating the ludicrous or absurdly incongruous c : something that is or is designed to be comical or amusing

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satire

Pronunciation: 'sa-"tIr

Function: noun

1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn

2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly

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i hope this has helped.

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