an ad for volvo cars just popped up on my computer and i started thinking about how much "volvo" sounds like "vulva" and how volvos are boxy and that made me think of the slang term "box" and then i thought about this time i was in my friend stephanie's car which was a volvo and she had shag seat covers and her window was broke and it had rained the night before so the seat covers were soggy and smelled bad and we were listening to the muffs and that would obviously translate to "i was rockin muff in stephanie's shaggy smelly wet vulva box" and then i wondered who has the bigger obsession with the stinky pink...volvo or me?

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.