whoo.

yea so i was thinkin about dumb stuff as per usual and i came up with an idea that's gonna make me a quasi-rich motherfucker. it's gonna solve many problems all in one simple service. oh yes. i am starting an online dating service. but oh no...not any ordinary online dating service. no no no. an online dating service for people with venarial diseases.

oh yes that's right. so what you'll do is type in your age and likes/dislikes and all that usual stuff but then you also type in what VD you have. then it will search for a partner that fits what yer looking for PLUS has the corresponding VD. this way, you'll never have one of those akward moments where yer like "ok...we can have sex...as long as you don't mind having siphillis..." as an added bonus, you'll never have to worry about getting another VD (besides the one you have) and if all of those with VD are only having sex with people with the same VD, said VD shouldn't spread as bad. whoo!

i need a cool slogan though to get people interested. like "DISEASED LOVE: we put the VD back in loV(D)e." only much cooler.

rock my genital warts.

uh huh.

word.