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2002-04-25 - when i told rachel i used to live in wisconsin she thought i said "west compton" and confusion/hilarity ensued

DeathStarDriveBy: my wound is healing oddly and it looks like fish scales...i wonder if that's good...
ExplodingAudrey: i think so
ExplodingAudrey: fish are wonderful friends
DeathStarDriveBy: yea...if you call swimming around in your own feces, having no personality, and dying with the slightest change in temperature being a good friend
ExplodingAudrey: Yes!!!
ExplodingAudrey: you've hit the nail on the head

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.


what the fuck was that? - what the fuck is that?

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