last night for the first time i actually listened to the lyrics to that song "carwash." i could be wrong about this, but i think that anyone who has ever been employed at a car wash would strongly disagree with the allusions to mirth and/or merriment found in that song.

i was talking to this security guy i know named J.R. last night at the palms and when a cocktail waitress walked by he said "man, i would fuckin date her ass!" and dear god it ruled.

if i had a business that sold airplane fuel, i think i would walk up to pilots a lot and say "hey man...if you wanna fly, you gotta buy" and i would be the only one who thought it was funny.

speaking of me being the only one who thinks shit's funny, nacho and i started a two-piece thrash band called "dead birds and blind kids." every single song is nothing more than a line from "dumb and dumber" screamed repeatedly over a 15 second thrash song. here is our current repitoir (spelling?):
*the french are assholes
*(sir you can't go in there) it's okay i'm a limo driver
*samsonite - i was way off
*i didn't even see it coming
*a couple baseball cards...a sack of marbles...petey
*how the hell do they know i got gas?
*we landed on the moon
i proudly declared my intentions to start this band to friends and co-workers and they all said the same thing: "i don't know man...that sounds pretty dumb."
precisely.
assholes...