TOP TEN DEAD BABY JOKES OF ALL TIME

(10 = worst of the best - 1 = best of the best)

10

Q.) why do you always put babies into blenders feet first?

A.) cuz that expression on their face is priceless

9

A woman is lying in a bed in a hospital after recently giving birth and her new born baby is asleep in the cradle beside her when the doctor walks into the room. The doctor picks up the baby, throws it in the air - letting it land on the floor. He picks it up again and throws it against the walls a couple of times before drop-kicking it out the window.

"My baby, My baby" The woman screamed with horror. "You killed my baby!".

To which the doctor replied. "Ha ha, April fools it was already dead!"

8

Q.) what's the hardest part about killing a baby?

A.) getting the blood out of your clown suit.

7

Q.) what's funnier than 10 babies nailed to a tree?

A.) 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

6

Q.) what's a foot long, purple, and makes women scream?

A.) crib death.

5

Q.) how many babies does it take to paint a room?

A.) eh, it really depends on how hard you're throwing em...

4

Q.) what's the difference between 50 dead babies and a BMW?

A.) there sure as hell ain't no BMW in my garage...

3

Q.) what's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

A.) about 5 minutes in the microwave.

2

Q.) what's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

A.) one looks really cool when you smash it with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

and the #1 dead baby joke of all time:

Q.) what's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

A.)

you

can't

fuck

a

rock