the other nite the good doctor and myself shocked the world (or cafe roma) with an evolution in music decades ahead of it's time: acoustic metal.

yes, it's true. the revolution has begun. we introduced ourselves to the slack-jawed populace with our new band: "we are metal." we blazed through the first, and thereby most intense, acoustic metal set ever with our smash hits "metal is what we are", "what? metal? yea...we're that." and "i'll take metal for 400. the answer is 'us'. uhhh...what is metal? correct!"

needless to say, minds were blown.

behold.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.