yikes!

yea so i was at the washoe county recorder's office and i needed to take a dump so i went into the bathroom and began the defication process (like a pro, i might add) and i was sittin there doin my thing lookin around and the stalls there are bright red and it made me think about how in the movie "goonies" when they're banging on the pipes and it reeks all kinds of havoc on the ground above and the toilet explodes while troy is on it and he flies up in the air you see that he's wearing bright red underwear and i can't help but wonder what he was doing sitting on the can with his underwear on and i understand they couldn't show his junk er nothin but why would they show that part of him at all if you were going to obviously see he was wearing underwear and i never understood that and then i started thinking about cory feildman and how rad he was in the goonies but how much he sucked a mean dick in "rock n roll high school forever" (a sequal that should never have been made) and then i thought about how in that movie they flush all the toilets at once and it reeks all kinds of havoc in the school and then i started wondering what the hell is with cory feildman and exploding toilets and then i started to think about something else but i don't remember cuz at that moment some dood burst in the bathroom grunting and moaning and i heard him grab some paper towels and walk to a urinal and then i heard "grunt grunt oh goddddd grunt moan" and then two little squirts of urin hit the water and then he sang a 5 second song that went "well that's better than nothin" really loud and i heard the paper towels crumple and go into the trash and he walked out and i couldn't think about cory feildman anymore after that cuz it didn't seem appropriate and in retrospect thinking about cory feildman whilst you're taking a dump doesn't seem all that appropriate to begin with.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.