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2002-02-05 - i am officially not funny

...and one time suzanne tore my shit up.

death to toast's ego! (or lack thereof)

my favorite part is "would you come back?: no." now that's funny shit.






























oh yea, and one time i got a small orange cup stuck on my elbow and it was scary.
rock the parcel.
uh huh.
word.


what the fuck was that? - what the fuck is that?

baby, don't fuck with icicles... - Sept. 21, 2005
cookies and soy milk just don't cut it - Mar. 30, 2005
i don't need to pay for dumbass "pre-stressed" jeans - i have a cat - Mar. 07, 2005
"sausage mcmuffin" is a very good name for a band - Dec. 06, 2004
get fucked. - Nov. 23, 2004