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2002-01-25 - and one time

oh yea i forgot.

one time steve-o said "you're such a butt-neck!"

and this other time phildo said "god i wish i was black!"

and this one time brianface said "david lee roth is the god of all rock."

and when timothy mcveigh was executed and the people who witnessed it were speaking at a press conference, me n brianface decided this ugly, fat, bald guy should change his name to "Ugly McFatandbald."

and this one time brianface made up a song and it went like this: "you used to dream of being a hollywood model but now your only glamour shots are on anderson dairy products. your face fits the milk carton ooooooh."

one time jeremy said "kick-ass girls kick so much ass!"

and one time rachel called her roomate a slug-fucker and then when he got mad said "shut yer fuckin neck, trashcan."

and one time tough guy bought a dirt record and he didn't have a record player and also he is a total dumbass and me n skrat sang that beck song but it went like this: "where is skrat? i got no turntables and a dirt record...where is skrat?"

and one time dr. nick said "you wanna kiss my ass there asshole?"

and one time when me n rachel were kicking skrat in the head to wake him up for school he lifted his head and yelled "it's not fucking vegetarian day!"

and one time preston scratched his nuts and smelled his hand and almost gagged and shoved it my face and yelled "dood! smell my nut-cheese!"

and one time i said to dr. nick "shut your mouth-havin face, mouth-face!"

and i just remembered one time when big poonjabi was tellin me how he was mackin on this girl and he said this: "so i was just all pimpin her and i was like blah blah blah sexual inuendo blah blah blah." and it was the funniest thing i ever heard.

oh yea, and one time flat said "rock the parcel."

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.


what the fuck was that? - what the fuck is that?

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