yea ok so heres the deal:

the word palindrome is not a palindrome.

the word onomatopoeia is in no way an onomatopoeia.

one time harry said "why do i suck?" and i really didn't have an answer.

the only thing better than hot pockets and gameboy is a gameboy made out of a hotpocket.

potatoes: good.

salad: good.

potato salad: bad.

fruit: good.

cake: good.

fruit cake: bad.

capn' crunch came out with a snack food that greatly resembles rice krispy squares and this is what it is called: capn' crunch's peanut butter capn' crunch treats crunchy marshmellow snacks.

small dogs in sweaters make this rockin world go round.

gary busey is on $50,000 bail for beating the shit out of his wife. this would be a problem if he wasn't gary busey. but luckily for gary busey, he is in fact gary busey so he's still some extra spicy dope sauce in this cracker's book.

speaking of dope sauce, the new star trek is the opposite of dope sauce. except for the really super stupifyingly hot vulcan girl. she rocks my urethra to russia and back four times daily.

my friend caleb just got signed to play drums on the next whitesnake album. we're all pretty proud of him. at least we would be if it wasn't whitesnake.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.