a quick history of nick's nicknames:

nick -> babytooth -> dr. nick -> the good doctor -> dr. nacho -> kid nacho.

so from now on when i say "kid nacho", just know i'm referring to the same good doctor that appears in every other entry.

so i was over at kid nacho's house last night writing some new songs and whatnot when we stumbled upon the idea that's gonna make us millions.

it's a gameshow called "who wants a baby?" it'll be for couples who have passed all the tests or whatever and have been deemed qualified for adopting a child. but instead of waiting years for a child, they can come on the show and just win one. there'll be all kinds of questions and obstacle courses where you have like 20 seconds to completly child proof a fake kitchen and then we send a baby into it and if he gets one of the doors open he drinks the poison in it and dies. and then at the end you can either take the baby or go for what's in the mystery box. but the mystery box will always be full of totally whack shit like babies with downsyndrome and aborted fetuses and whatnot. oh yea...and at the beginning the announcer will say "alright everybody! it's time to play..." and then the cowd will shout "WHO WANTS A BABY?!?!?!" all wheel of fortune style and there'll be this huge fanfare and confetti and then this baby is all lowered from the ceiling with lazers shooting out from it and stuff and it'll be totally freaking out and goin nuts broadway style.

i'd also kind of like gary busey to host it.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.