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2002-08-01 - brokeandoutofbeersville, u.s.a. is a very unhip place to hang out

on my way to rite aid just a couple of minutes ago i started thinking: it's a damn good thing that telepathy isn't widely available to the general public. cuz not only would i be arrested for plotting the murder of my bosses and co-workers, but everyone would know my dirty fantasies about olympic figure skating gold medalist michelle kwan and i just don't know how i'd ever make friends again.


what the fuck was that? - what the fuck is that?

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