emily (wubby.diaryland.com) has done it. she has inadvertantly solved the mystery of the phrase "rock the parcel." (see entry 189 in my guestbook)

one night on our way to bowling, flat and i were rocking out to TMBG in my car (slave 1) as per usual. during the song "lucky ball and chain", good ol' john sings "now i rock the barstool and i drink for two". i turned to flat and said "dood...did he just say 'now i rock the parcel?'" to which flat responded "no...he said 'barstool'" to which in turn i responded "no way dood. he totally said 'rock the parcel'". flat at this point said "dood..he said-" and i cut him off with "dood...seriously...rock the parcel." he sighed and agreed that while it may actually be 'barstool', 'rock the parcel' was much cooler. eventually, the phrase came to mean a variety of things, some of which are as follows:

"i will rock your fucking parcel, bitch" = "i will violently sodomize you"

"dood...that rocked some serious parcel" = "dood...that kicked ass"

"get on up out my parcel, bitch" - "shut the fuck up, you cock-blocking douche-bag"

"rock the parcel" = "oh god yes"; "do it, doug!"; "continue with this trend of rocking"; "fucking a"; "hell yea, bitch"; "over and out"

good job emily. gimmie yer address and i'll send you a hotpocket of your choice.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.