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whoo. a while back i recorded a little song for muh sweetie and i still believe to this day it's the only reason she puts up with my shit. by simply clicking here, you may go to my brilliantly designed page and download the mp3. if you wish to sing along to this less than rockin tune, the words are as follows:
though i can't think of many examples off of hand well it's true i'm not attractive or interesting but i think over time these are things you could learn to stand so take a look at me strictly relatively you'll see i'm not such a bad guy cuz i'm not hitler well hitler tried to take over the world and unjustly murdered something like twenty billion zillion jews and compared to the aforementioned qualities you could learn to love the rancid funk that i emit when i take off my shoes so take a look at me strictly relatively i'm a varitable don juan demarco cuz i'm not hitler hitler's wife stuck by him through that nasty little phase of megalomania if women can have that type of strength then humor me and listen what i'm tryin to say to ya i'm not hitler although i'm sure he had better personal hygeine than me the fact remains that i'm not hitler or stalin, or marx, or castro or any of those guys no i'm not unless you dig that fascist dictator type for you i could probably give it a shot but i'm not hitler (*toast-it-note* - by the way, i'm very well aware that marx was not a facist dictator. however, his name fit. suck a dick.) rock the parcel. uh huh. word.
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