who likes marshmallows? not me. marshmallows were invented 3000 years ago by the egyptians. some dumb-ass cross dressing pharoh was like "these kick ass!" and made them available to upper-class citizens. what a time to be a slave. all the benefits of a polytheistic culture with none of the marshmallow consumption. sign me up! speaking of the polytheistic aspect of marshmallow origins, do you think that could have any effect on our monotheistic children? i dunno, lets ask Taylor where clouds come from: "Clouds" what the fuck? our public school systems are failing to the awesome power of marshmallow propaganda and greek god worship. on top of all this, marshmallows are the main ingredient in "peeps". and then, if you wanna get technical about it, Kraft - the number one marshmallow producing company in the world - is owned by Nabisco which is owned by R.J. Reynolds the tabbacco company whose principle share holders are registered members of the Ku Kux Klan. eat a marshmallow - promote racism. you dicks. you fucking marshmallow eating dicks. how can you sleep at night? fuck marshmallows. fuck them in their stupid buttholes.
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