roach's mom used to be a nurse at a hospital in detroit. as such, she was the acting midwife for many of the crack-whores who came to expell their crack-babies. evidently, one of these crack-whores spawned a set of crack-twins. when roach's mom asked what their names would be, the crack-whore replied "lemonjello (pronounced leh-MON-jel-oh) and orangejello (pronounced oh-RON-jel-oh)." when questioned about this she replied "well that's all i could eat when i was pregnant with them."

yes. these were children named after orange and lemon jell-o. one can only assume that thousands of miles away, bill cosby shed a tear that fine day.

i would make it my life's work to hunt these children down and shake their hands if i didn't know they were abandoned in a dumpster long, long ago.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.