-big black fred is a smooth operator.

-i heard a 70 year old woman called her 40 year old lawyer son a "stupid fuckface" because he parked so far away from the courthouse and it ruled.

-the security guard at the courthouse looked me in the eye and said "your right! the sun is closer to this!" and it made no sense.

-the good doctor left an open bag of chile picante con limon corn nuts in my car and after baking in the sun all morning my car now smells like dead people.

-i'm moving to vegas tomorrow morning so i prolly won't update for a couple days.

-abe vigoda is not dead yet.

-gary busse has not exploded yet.

-rock the parcel.

-uh huh.

-word.