the other nite in my film criticism class, a couple of pseudo-intellectual dung-weasels were engaging in the most assinine jerimiad about movie remakes and their cookie cutter "opinions" on that subject and i kept getting that gross feeling that i was in a yahoo chat room.

so since i definately didn't want to get into it with those buttmunches, i will vent right now:

the hierarchy of everything

burt reynolds is a smooth operator. samuel l. jackson is smoother. harrison ford is smoother than sam. sean connery is smoother than ford. and humphry bogart is the grand mother fucking poobah of all smoothness and could kick anybody/everybodys ass with a fucking blindfold on especially little wanna be film school bitches who think they know what the fuck is up but oh ho ho, mothers and fuckers, you best recognize bogart up in this bitch - the cigarette smokinest liquor drinkinest lauren bacall fuckinest sharp dry wit spittinest pussy gettinest motherfucker in the milky way.

in other news, kid nacho turned 21 today and we finna drink till we slap bitches.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.