the other nite, me n muskrat got drunk and played battleship. it didn't last very long tho cuz we both arranged our ships as an upside-down cross.

also, i got bored the other nite and shaved my head.

yesterday: the taliban blew up the entire state of new mexico. i was happy. then i woke up. then i ate a hotpocket.

i've gotten roach addicted to "the sims." when we were playing the other nite, this really annoying guy wouldn't leave our character's house so we paused it and built four walls around him and let him sit in there and piss himself and whine until he died. we as a society could learn a lot from that game...

i made up a joke that i'm gonna send to a popsicle company. check it out:

q.) why wouldn't democracy work for horses?

a.) cuz everyone would vote 'naaay'

that's funny shit. i should take that to the apollo.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.