psh.

anyway, i was out doing runs for work today and it's fairly warm outside so i had been consuming bevereges like it was going out of style and when i got to raley's the urge to urinate was quite strong so i went inside and i found an employee stocking shelves in the isle and i walked up to her and said "excuse me, ma'am" and she looked up at me and then went back to stocking the shelves so again i said "excuse me, ma'am?" and she just kept stocking so i kinda moved into her line of vision and said "excuse me do you guys have a public restroom?" and she turned to me and with an air of disdain matched only by jesus bleeding to death on the cross said "yessssss...it's back and to the left by the meat department" and i said "uh...thank you" and as i walked a way she yelled out "you know patience is a virtue!!!!" and i kinda looked back confused and i've been thinking about it ever since and i can't quite figure out why she would say something like that and whatever effect she was hoping for with that spout of wisdom didn't happen in the slightest unless, of course, the desired effect was me wanting to kick her in the teeth in which case she accomplished her mission with a quickness and accuracy that deserves a cookie and a gold star and most definately a kick in the fucking teeth.

rock the parcel.

uh huh.

word.